5. A Black and White Photo
6. A Clunker Car
7. A Cool Car
8. A Portrait
And to the people that actually purchase these outfits- does all common courtesy for the eyes that have to look at you go flying helplessly over the highway bypass and get run over by three 16 wheelers on October 31st? Would you seriously consider wearing that any other day of the year?
I mean come on. Look at yourself in the mirror before you leave the house in the morning and make sure that your cottage cheese isn't sliding out past the hem of that tiny little thing you call a costume.
Ok, I know that was a bit harsh, the reason: Last year at the ELEMENTARY school carnival I invited EVERYONE to feel free to dress up. I later regretted this decision when SEVERAL of the moms showed up with their @$$e$ hanging down below their itsy bitsy, teeny weenie, yellow polka dot- bar tavern wench costumes. I saw several of the older boys in school pointing and laughing at one said mother which of course made said mother's daughter cry. Have a little consideration for your poor children when you choose to clad yourselves on that wondrous of all days!
Ok, I just stepped off my high horse and I promise that I will not ascend to the hairy throne again.
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May it rest in pieces. Well on the bright side my sister ended up getting a new car.
I mean "YIPEE! SHE GOT A NEW CAR! SHE GOT A NEW CAR! SHE GOT A NEW CAR!!!!!"
This is the first new car that she has ever owned. She's been pretty excited about it.
Well as you can imagine she nearly POS in her pants.
As the policeman cautiously approached the vehicle my sister rolled down her window.
PM- Can I see your license and Registration Please?
KT(My Sister)-"Uh, I don't have registration. This isn't my car!"
PM- "That's what I thought. Where did you get this car?"
KT- "It's a loaner, my car is having work done and the dealership gave me this car as a loaner until mine's done getting fixed.
Suddenly sirens split the air for the second time in 5 minutes.
The cop tured to watch as his fellow boys in blue swung around to park in front of my sister, blocking her escape.
My sister's mouth falls in her lap.
KT- "What's going on?"
PM- "Well, you see the problem is that a car of this make and model with dealer stickers and license plate was reported stolen from that same dealership."
KT- "I didn't steal this car it's a loaner!"
PM- "We'll see."
Sweat started beading up on her face and neck as she started contemplating her fate. (#3)
The policeman's cohorts exited their cars and approached to act as a guard while the first PM on scene returned to his car.
For a few very stress filled minutes she just waited, and waited, and waited.
And then the policeman walked back up to her driver's side window and said
PM- "Well I guess you didn't steal this car, apparently the vin # doesn't match."
Now I know that that was a pretty anti-climatic ending to the story but my sister was very happy!
Hopefully this is the end of her bad luck.