So to start off I decided to do a little quiz, now its not hard so don't freak out and get sweaty palms just because I said the word quiz. This one is a no brainer, I'll even make it multiple choice.
What exactly was Heidi for Halloween?
C. Was supposed to be a Vampire but EM the three year old dropped her fangs on the bathroom floor and there was NO WAY she was going to put them in her mouth after they touched that!
D. A wife who accidentally walked in on her husband using the bathroom going #2 after eating the night before a plate of Mongolian Beef with extra garlic noodles, a twelve pack of Mountain Dew, and chased later that night with a glass of milk and a bran muffin, or two, or four, he may have lost count.
(Can you guess who came up with this suggestion?)
Now for all of you that are just dying to know how the Carnival turned out I have composed a
Now just hum the tune to the Twelve Days of Christmas for a moment and then you'll be ready to begin.
The Twelve Hours Of Halloween
In the twelve hours of Halloween
When Chaos reigns supreme, I had
12 pounds of pumpkin
11 kids puking
10 Auction baskets
9 11 was called
8 Michael Jackson's
7 kinds of sweets
6 games of Bingo
5 hours of Cleanup
4 cow parts in jars
3 daughters with swine flu
2 fire alarms buzzing
And 1 lost preschooler!
There, I hope you got a feel for how the day went. Other than the fire alarm going off and having to clear all the kids out of the school twice in 20 minutes the day went pretty well. And I have to say the Fire Marshall was very understanding, and so was the wonderful young man that answered the 911 call.
Did I mention that I took a Xanax when I got home?
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