One warm and sunny afternoon in June my family decided that we should go to the lake and take our ancient boat, Herman, out for a little paddle around the puddle, I mean lake, that is near our home. After searching for a bathing suit I found to my horror that the only one that I had in my possession was a blue and green tie-dyed one from my teenage years, when I was a size 0. Yeah, that was a blow to my ego.
Discovering such a depressing piece of clothing still in my wardrobe put the plans for the day on hold for a bit. I called my sister and told her that we could meet them over at the lake but first I was going to have to go to the store and find a swimming suit that would fit my big fat butt.
So I packed my three kids up and we went shopping. Kira was so excited to go shopping, she loves shopping. And she particularly LOVES swimming suits. As I flipped through the dwindling supply of basic colored bathing suits Kira was on a hunt of her own. After several minutes of intense searching she pulled this hideous suit that was a black,green, pink, and blue swirl of nauseating colors off the rack and walked over to me. She held it up to my back side and looked at it with a critical eye.
"Mom," she announced in a very serious voice. "I think this one will fit your big fat butt."
It was an Extra-Extra-Extra Large.
Kids have such a way of destroying your ego.
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