Now I don't typically do posts on the various animal life that exists around my house, but I just couldn't pass this one up.
See this cat:
Let me explain, and maybe you'll see my side of things.
It all happened yesterday, my husband had come home from work exhausted and in desperate need of a nap. I took pity on him and rounded up the kids and took them up to my parent's house for a visit.
The kids dispersed once we got there to various activities, Izzy began jumping from couch to couch, then turned on Disney Chanel and was glued for the duration of our stay. Emma who had been accosted by my nephew Zachary, who is eleven months old, was walking him to where ever his little heart desired. So I was left to chat with my mom.
After a while my dad came home from work, the minute he was in the door he was asking the girls if they wanted to go somewhere with him. Of course, Emma being the goer and doer of the family loves when grandpa comes home and says this. Up she shot from the floor like a reverse bolt of lightening with her hand raised up in the air to a perfect point, "I do, I do!" she screamed (see she is learning something in kindergarten, you raise your hand before speaking, well OK maybe you raise and talk at the same time works too).
My dad started helping me round up shoes and jackets, which to my dismay I realised that I had let her escape from our house with no coat or jacket. Since the activity that she would be doing (collecting flags at our local Peace Gardens that had been placed there for Veterans Day) she was in need of some serious winter wear.
With the revelation of the missing articles of clothing I scooted her out the door and into the car to drive her home to fetch the needed items. My dad was going to follow us down so that they could get there a little faster.
Up we drive to the house, all seemed natural and normal. The ducks are waddling up to the car, the cat is creeping up the drive behind them, see typical, isn't this what greets you every time you come home?
I hopped out of the car nearly before I had it in park and ran to the front door thinking that I could get in get the stuff and be quick and quiet enough not to wake Kevin. I left the door open for Emma who was a little slower than I was and went straight to the coat closet to start the search through our enormous collection of mismatched mittens, gloves and hats to find something that would work for the chilly weather.
Emma breezed in through the door, but of course, forgot to shut it behind her. As normal when the door is left open, our cat, Snickers, thinks it's her personal invitation to come in. Normally she comes in to eat so this really isn't a big deal. But this time she brought us a little present.
That's right, she was being a loyal, slightly submissive member of our family hierarchy by bringing me a bird. Gross right! Well it gets better...
I walked up to my cat still trying to be as quiet as possible and trying to get her to take the flea infested, germ ridden thing back outside, but no, of course she can't do what I expect. She drops the stupid bird right on my entry rug and backs up, proud as a peacock. But then to my shock and horror the bird jumps up and starts flying across my living room!
Snickers was up and off like a rocket snagging the bird as it neared the ground on the opposite side of the room. I went running after her screaming at her to "Get that filthy bird out of my house!" Which of course she did nothing of the sort.
After downing the bird again and seeing my approach she let go and backed off. Stupid animal! Why couldn't she get the hint that I wanted the bird in her mouth so that I could throw both of them out on their back sides?!
Off shot the bird again, under the couch, which Snickers launched herself under, then up into flight again once it worked its way out, flying higher and higher until it was nearly to the ceiling of my hallway where Snickers snatched it out of mid air mere inches from the ceiling, Emma and I were hot on tails screaming and whooping and flailing our arms. Fat lot of good that did us.
In the heat of the battle that ensued on the hallway floor the little bird suddenly broke free of the death grip that the cat had her in, up it flew again in a desperate attempt to save its existence from being extinguished. It headed into the girls bedroom where again my cat downed in, on a pillow...
Thoroughly grossed out but thinking a bit clearer I grabbed a paper bag and ran to the scene of the attempted murder. When my cat backed off this time I swooped in with the bag and covered the poor frightened creature. I closed off the bag and ran out the door, only to find my dad walking up the steps of my front porch.
I really wonder what was going through his head as he watched me march with determination out my front door, down the steps in silence only then to open up a brown paper bag and watch as a bird flew out and away. Yeah, that's not something you see every day.
Well in the end Kevin woke up and Emma did get to go with grandpa and had a ton of fun rounding up flags, and me, well I got to clean up feathers and blood. Just what I wanted to do.
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