Thursday, September 24, 2009

Photo Story Friday: Airborne Bacon Diet

I've come up with a great new fail proof diet plan. I am not kidding there is no way that you can go through this without losing weight!
I recently tried this new fangled diet myself and I lost over 17% of my body weight in less than four weeks. I am not exaggerating, this new diet is going to take the world by storm! It will cause upheaval in all the lands. Women and men alike will storm their doctor's office for this fabulously new diet regime!

What is this newest and latest diet craze you ask? Well it's none other than swine flu!

I swear last month I had it. NOT JOKING! I was so sick I couldn't believe it. I had the pale skin, sunken eyes, sweaty feverish episodes, the HORRIBLE stomach cramps (and everything that went with them), swollen joints, swollen hands, nose running, coughing sneezing, blah blah blah. You get the picture, right? You don't? Well let me show you what it was like:




So, if you find yourself looking like this


Or this:

Run as quickly as you can to your doctor's office and pray the whole way there.

On the SANE chance that you never want to try this fabulous diet, boy, do I have a solution for you!
My friend Anti-supermom at antisupermom.com is giving away these fabulous "Boogie Wipes" that are sure to keep you in the clear. So hop on over and enter in the contest!  You may just be lucky enough to get *picked* as her big juicy winner!

******Do Not try this at home!!!*************

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17 comments:

Corey~living and loving said...

oh my.....now THAT is a post. :) not sure if you are kidding or not, but it does sound like a horrible diet....but effective.

Anti-Supermom said...

Heidi, you didn't tell me that you were crazy sick like that,,, yucky.

Thanks for the link. It's so nice of you!

Hootin' Anni said...

Personally, I'd rather keep the pounds than go on THAT diet!

Hope you're feeling better NOW

kaye said...

Ha Ha, only you and and your hubby would think of "Willow". The whole pig man is funny especially comparing it to the killer stomach cramps. I'm glad you're over the "not really swine flu" flu. And I'm glad you don't look like that last picture.

Emily said...

Yikes. I think I'll keep my 5 extra pounds, thanks.

nightfall00 said...

Very vivid descriptions. Your story makes me suddenly so grateful that I do not have the swine flu. :)

Kacey R. said...

UGH. That diet gets the job done but Oi Vey! I hope you're feeling better now

Manda said...

Very creative post. LoL.

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

That.is.awful.

Ugh. I hope you are feeling better! I'm so glad you didn't show us photos of you sick. I would have felt even more awful!

Izzy 'N Emmy said...

Aww, I am sorry to hear you were so sick. I've heard terrible things about what's going around lately. I can only hope that it stays clear of us this year.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you have a fantastic weekend!

Sharon said...

Sorry you were so sick! I have to say that wouldn't be my first choice of diet!

Margo said...

sad thing is, I know a few females who have been known to really think like this. Hope you are feeling much better and blessed with marvelous health for the rest of the joyous swine flu season and enjoy your few days in your skinny jeans :)

Carrie and Troy Keiser said...

Not so sure I'll sign up for that diet. Hope you are feeling better now.

Kelli @ writing the waves said...

OH NO! You poor thing. You are too funny posting that footage from Willow. I had forgotten all about that. At least you can look back on it with a sense of humor...but still, you poor thing! So glad you are feeling better.

Killlashandra said...

LOL

That's one of those things that is funny yet not funny all at the same time. We actually had a scare of it around here too after someone at a birthday party came down with it. Mono is another fast way to lose weight too. ;)

Lindsay said...

As much as I'd like to loose weight, I think I'll stay clear of that diet! LOL.

Jenn N. said...

Oh my goodness. I have it right now and it isnt helping me lose any weight!!!! Not fair.