I recently tried this new fangled diet myself and I lost over 17% of my body weight in less than four weeks. I am not exaggerating, this new diet is going to take the world by storm! It will cause upheaval in all the lands. Women and men alike will storm their doctor's office for this fabulously new diet regime!
What is this newest and latest diet craze you ask? Well it's none other than swine flu!
I swear last month I had it. NOT JOKING! I was so sick I couldn't believe it. I had the pale skin, sunken eyes, sweaty feverish episodes, the HORRIBLE stomach cramps (and everything that went with them), swollen joints, swollen hands, nose running, coughing sneezing, blah blah blah. You get the picture, right? You don't? Well let me show you what it was like:
So, if you find yourself looking like this
Run as quickly as you can to your doctor's office and pray the whole way there.
On the SANE chance that you never want to try this fabulous diet, boy, do I have a solution for you!
My friend Anti-supermom at antisupermom.com is giving away these fabulous "Boogie Wipes" that are sure to keep you in the clear. So hop on over and enter in the contest! You may just be lucky enough to get *picked* as her big juicy winner!
******Do Not try this at home!!!*************
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