What's the best way to upset your mother? Well first you need to have the proper materials at hand. Of course you need to use a chair to climb up to the top of the closet when your mother isn't looking and retrieve various mediums to use in the destruction of the kitchen.
Next you need to find the proper tools to use for the project. Once you have found everything that you need, simply dip in and the destruction begins.
Make sure you do a thorough job, covering all available surfaces
When simply dipping will no longer suffice, just dump and swirl.
Now when you are suddenly found out by your furious mother your only option is lie, lie like you've never lied before. Go ahead, tell her you never touched any paint, it was all your sister it will make her so happy.
But of course the most important part of any thorough job is to finish with clean up and leaving paint all over the cupboard, sink, faucett and floor. And don't forget to let your masterpiece dry completely BEFORE hanging it on the refrigerator door.
And that is a sure fire way to make your mother's blood boil.
For further instruction tune in next week.
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